I'm a Low-Level Poison

My coworker wants to launch a campaign to raise awareness of tea causing kidney stones because her adult son loves sweet tea and he had to pass a kidney stone and she doesn’t want “the men of the world to experience a pain worse than child birth.”

What the ever loving fuck.

I’m going to buy a fucking gallon of tea and chug that son of a bitch right in her face

more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

dongbufeng:

merdok1993:

nuktuk:

lokfanatics:

Book 3 trailer for nick toons :)

 book 4 footage! omg

HOLY FREAKING SHIT

Book 4 footage included in Nicktoon’s Book 3 trailer.

I can guarantee you that the ladies at work will bring up the stolen nudes tomorrow and I can guarantee you that they will blame THE VICTIMS for “taking nudes to begin with” and I can most definitely guarantee you that I will unleash hell upon them for such ignorant remarks

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gleak:

if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life

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donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

Nuzlocke Update: Snowbelle

Wulfric is down for the count, which means Elite Four here I come!

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officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

The Pilot’s Love Song is actually really good?  I love the animation and the concept.  But why is the main character named after Superman and Dumbledore?

How can that island fly?

If these people have a giant flying mothership how have they not seen the end of the sky?  Does the sky really end or are they ignorant to the fact that the planet is spherical?  Is the planet indeed spherical?

Is Claire Cruz related to that Nina princess or whatever?

I have so many questions.